2004-03-15 たまげた カツ丼にゴキブリ [長年日記]
_ 3/13 AM0:00 翌日(というか十数時間後)国立くんだりまで行って講演しなければならないことを唐突に思い出す。余裕度70%
_ 3/13 AM1:00 苦吟すること1時間、何も面白い話を思い付かない。実は前日も徹夜しているのでかなり眠い。効率悪いこと甚だしい。余裕度30%
_ 3/13 AM2:00 開きなおってOrkutとかmixiとか覗き出す。そうだプレゼン資料なんて1時間に15枚書けば2時間で終わるんだ。全然オッケーじゃーん。大丈夫グッゴー。mixi日記を書く。部屋の掃除。余裕度50%
_ 3/13 AM4:00 BGMとしてかけっぱなしにしていた小沢健二に殺意を覚える。ラヴリーラヴリー? 恋を知らない人は地獄に堕ちるでしょう? 地獄に堕ちるのは貴様だこの野郎。逆ギレ度90%
_ 3/13 AM5:00 ついに天啓が訪れ、天才的かつ独創的なアイデアを思い付く。prosperを使って華麗なプレゼンに仕立てる。ちなみにかなり朦朧としていたので内容的な評価には疑念が残ります。焦り度30%
_ 3/13 AM6:00 このあたりで力尽き意識が飛ぶ。夢のなかへ。
_ 3/13 PM12:00 インナースペースから帰還。予定ではPM12:30に私は国立に着いているはずだった。やばいやばいマジやばい。多少遅刻する旨電話で連絡。ものすごい勢いで家を出る。ラップトップを忘れて泣きながらいったん家に戻る。俺は吉本新喜劇か。狼狽度100%
_ 3/13 PM13:20 たしかこのくらいには国立の駅に到着。一応資料を見直すべえと駅のベンチでハイバネ状態だったラップトップを開くとなぜか復帰してこない。まあこんなときのためのジャーナリングファイルシステムですヨと電源を落として再起動。作った資料のTeXファイルが、なぜか~/.mozilla-firebirdへのシンボリックリンクになっていることに気づく。周囲にイェンダーの魔法使いの邪悪なオーラを感じる。切羽詰まり度測定不能
_ 3/13 PM13:30 しかたないのでそこらへんのメモを適当にかき集め、タブでインデントして%pageを振ってmgp形式に仕立てる。この時間、国立駅のベンチで泣きながらキーボード叩いている馬鹿を見掛けたらそれはきっと私です。30分弱ででっちあげてものすごい勢いで佐野書院へゴー
_ 3/13 PM15:00くらい? 1時間遅れかそれくらいで私の出番。なんだそんなに焦らなくてもよかったのか。資料にあまり基づかない(というか基づけない)インプロ与太話を展開。ただでさえ多い敵を大量に増やしたような気がする。白田先生は(以下自粛)
_ 3/13 PM16:00ごろ 講演無事終了。早めに帰るらしいすずきひろのぶさんと遭遇。「いやー八田くん発表面白かったよ」というその目が笑っていない。
_ まあ、聞いた方々が楽しんでくださればそれでいいわけですが。個人的には東浩紀さんや津田大介さん、ARTIFACT加野瀬さんと初めてお会いしたのが印象深い。
で、かつ丼のごきぶりは何なのよ？？
わはは。相当行きたかったんですが、こりゃ新幹線かっ飛ばして出向かなくて正解？
かなり笑いました。行きたかったなー。
ちなみに何のファイルシステムだったかを一言！
１３日の参加者の１人です。ずいぶん頭の回転の速い方だなぁと関心していたのですが、その実「切羽詰まり系超高速回転」だったとは・・・ｗ。楽しいお話をありがとうございました。
関心−× 感心−○ でした。事故ですスマソです。
qよ、ジャニス行って吾妻光良のCDを全部借りてきなさい。そうすりゃ分かるよ。無い場合は買え。
FlowerLoungeさん、私以外は比較的まじめな発表でしたから、見に来る価値は十分あったと思いますよ。まあ、CCの話題はそんなに出なかったかな。
yooseeさん、またそのうち機会がありましたら。
bdxpさん、ext3でしたが、まあファイルシステムの問題というより、HDDがイカレかかっている可能性のほうが高いかも。
あんどらさん、お越しになっていましたか。それはそれは。元々頭の回転は早いですが、寝不足だと倍速になります。頭の良さに直結していないあたりが情けない。いずれにせよ愉しんでいただければ幸甚。そういう趣旨でしたからね。
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